Mayer -- Shoot Me Now

Not that we're over-analyzing things -- but John Mayer seemed to go out of his way last night to show his mug, P.J. (post-Jen).

John walked further than he had to when he left Nobu in NYC -- perhaps a retort to Jennifer Aniston walking the streets of New York aimlessly the day before.

John was mum, but spoke in other ways. Dressed in black -- a sign of mourning? Face point down -- a sign of remorse? John's on a cell phone, but doesn't he favor texting? It's all so damn complicated.

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Jen Lingers with Intent in John's Town

Jennifer Aniston is getting over John Mayer the best way she knows how -- by flying to his home turf of NYC and bouncing around town.

Trips to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and jewelry store Fred Leighton produced no awkward encounters with the ex.

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John Mayer: I Didn't Want to Waste Her Time

We're guessin' if John Mayer keeps his subscription to Us Weekly, he'll only use it if Jennifer Aniston ever comes over again with Norman and the pooch does his business.

Mayer was indignant at reports his relationship with Jen was torpedoed because he cheated. He says, "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I didn't want to waste someone's time." All the "cheating" stories are cheap lies, Mayer says, adding, "It's the most normal thing in the world" when a relationship runs its course.

And he challenged 20% of Americans who are too wussy to get out of relationships that don't work.

After railing on the mags, Johnny boy has some serious superlatives for Jen.


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Batman Begins ... Searching for Jen's Replacement

You ever danced with John Mayer in the pale moonlight?

He's totally gonna bag Vicki Vale.

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Mayer Goes Straight Hood on Jen Aniston

John Mayer arrived back at his NYC apt. this morning. So John, why can't Jen Aniston keep a man?

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John Mayer Gets Out of Dodge

With his relationship with Jennifer Aniston over, John Mayer tried to keep it incognito while going through airport security at LAX on Wednesday.
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Are broken hearts allowed on planes these days?

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Que Esta Abajo ... the Towel?

John MayerRub-a-dub-dub -- no Aniston in the hot tub?

John Mayer is down in Los Cabos getting his vacay on with a few friends, none of whom are his GF.

We're sure Jen is a forgiving woman.










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John Mayer Is a Hard Bodied Soft Rocker

John MayerThis is not your mama's adult contemporary singer!

With his newly shorn hair and tatted up muscles, John Mayer looks like he's more likely to rock at Ozzfest than serenade college chicks at Lilith Fair.

Jen Aniston does the body good.

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Mayer Grabs Paps by the Short Hairs

L.A. city officials held a big pow-wow today about regulating the paparazzi -- and John Mayer, onetime host of TMZ TV, is on the photog's side ... sorta.

He doesn't want the paps banned -- but "legitimized" -- and even wants 'em branded with their own version of the Scarlet Letter: A white "P" affixed to license plates.

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Mayer Has One Thing to Say to Pappers

He's normally the paps' best friend, but yesterday John Mayer wasn't having it.
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J-dog fingered photogs as he got onto his tour bus outside the Four Seasons.

Bad hair day? We're just sayin ...

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John Mayer to TMZ: Game On!

We challenged John Mayer to host TMZ TV -- and wouldn't you know it, he took us up on the offer!
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Throughout the week, we aired snippets of John hamming it up for cameras -- but click the pic to watch the highlights.

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John's Got a Host of Problems

Now that he's revealed that he's made of the same trashy DNA that we are, John Mayer says he's taking his engagement with TMZ to a totally different level.

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John Mayer Trashes TMZ

John Mayer and TMZ are made from the same s**t.
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So said John himself on Z-100, explaining how he's played us -- and, in his humble opinion, won us over.

Game on.

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Mayer Blames "Whiteness" for Hip-Hoplessness

John Mayer has officially cauc-blocked himself from singing with one of his favorite bands -- as in he thinks he's too Caucasian to get down with The Roots!

Moments later, his dance moves reinforced his point.

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Jen and John - Who's Really Gettin' It

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were all over each other in London this weekend. Paps can't get enough of these fools -- they're both bigger in the tabs now than they had been in the past. The question is ...
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