Here's Amy Winehouse trying her hand at rapping -- she calls herself a "Jewmaican"... other than that, nothing in the lyrics resembles the English language.
Winehouse laid it down with her former backup singers, Zalon.
Good luck.
Filed under: Music, Amy Winehouse
Just weeks after returning from a sober stint in St. Lucia, Amy Winehouse emerged from a London pub Monday night with stains on her shirt and what appears to be white powder around her nose.
Winehouse struggled to get from the pub into a waiting car, where she then appeared to pass out in the back seat.
Amy had returned from a long vacation in the Caribbean in July -- and her parents claimed she had finally beaten her drug habit for good.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Amy Winehouse, Photo Galleries
A refurbished Amy Winehouse is officially off the hook for punching a fan who wanted a picture with her.
Today in London, the judge found Amy not guilty on assault charges -- for the incident that happened after a charity ball last September. While prosecutors claimed the hit was deliberate, Winehouse says she felt intimidated by the drunken fan, but was too short to actually smack the girl in the face.
Winehouse, who showed up to court smokin' a ciggy, was free to go, go, go.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse is back in court today -- and she brought the beehive with her.
Today in the Westminster Magistrates Court, Winehouse denied that she punched a female fan who wanted a photo back in September.
No photographers were harmed in the taking of this picture.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paparazzi Photo, Amy Winehouse
Single white popwreck, freshly-rehabbed (allegedly) seeks mate who is not in a heavy-security prison -- that's the personal ad we're expecting from Amy Winehouse any day now.
A London judge granted the divorce between the queen of St. Lucia and Blake Fielder-Civil -- it becomes final in just over six weeks if no disputes arise.
Blake -- who spent most of the marriage behind bars -- filed the divorce papers earlier this year after Wino admitted to cheating.
Filed under: Amy Winehouse
Never underestimate the power of an 8-month vacation on the Caribbean island of St Lucia sans booze and Blake to make even singer Amy Winehouse look healthy, sane and refreshed.
Wearing her best Cosby sweater, Winehouse returned to London today to continue work on her third album -- and hopefully her tour of sobriety.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Amy Winehouse
At least the dog has the right idea: When you see Amy Winehouse, run away as fast as you can. 
Wino was the only "adult" hanging on the beach with some young friends in St. Lucia.
Where are the parents?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Amy Winehouse
No, really -- don't call it a comeback.
Amy Winehouse just -- quite predictably -- canceled her comeback show in London. She was scheduled to perform at the Shepherd's Bush Empire on May 31.
Amy's management released a statement apologizing to anyone who bought tickets for the show. No apology needed though -- they should have known what they were getting into when they bought the tickets in the first place.
Filed under: Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse bailed on the St. Lucia Jazz Festival this weekend -- midway through a song! 
Amy was attempting to perform "Valerie" when suddenly she stopped singing, stared at the ground for 30 seconds and walked off stage -- leaving her backup singers looking as confused as she does on a regular basis.
Her reps blamed the rain, citing "technical difficulties."
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Amy Winehouse
The paparazzi just got smoked by Amy Winehouse in court -- because a judge just made her London flat a pap-free zone.
The anti-harassment injunction says photogs from an agency called Big Pictures can't get within 100 meters of Wino's home -- and it also keeps them from taking pics of her when she visits the homes of her friends and family, according to ShowbizSpy.
Sounds win/win to us.
Filed under: Amy Winehouse
A doctor has actually ordered Amy Winehouse to drink. Water, that is.
The singer was hospitalized last night in St. Lucia after she fainted due to dehydration. Getting dry means you stop drinking alcohol, not all liquids, Amy.
According to reports, Winehouse fainted after "running around" with a pack of children. She's expected to make a full recovery ... this time.
Filed under: Music, Amy Winehouse
British popwreck Amy Winehouse appears to be getting to the root of all her problems, by peeling back all the layers ... of leg skin.
The 25-year-old former singer dragged her golden brown rotting limb around the beach in St. Lucia this weekend.
Amy should use protection ... against herself.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
So why does Amy Winehouse look a lot less cracky these days? It's a dirty little secret.
We found out lil' Amy has been hanging at the Rasul massage chamber at the Cotton Bay Village in Saint Lucia -- where they smear mud on her face and body to "exfoliate the skin, draw out impurities and infuse rich nutrients to restore and revive."
So if the mud is designed to remove toxins -- how deep must Amy be buried in mud?? Just askin'...
Filed under: Amy Winehouse
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