Britney Gets a Sheriff Escort ... For a Coffee Run!

Gimme more coffee! Popwreck Britney Spears had a cravin' for some Starbucks, and she had the company of a rather handsome Sheriff's deputy to get her inside. Ding, dang -- is she employing the law now?!


The assertive Sheriff assisted Spears by yelling and directing the crowd of paparazzi, even telling them not to enter the Starbucks as she made her order. As the belly-baring Britney waited for her drink, she clung to her pet Yorkie -- which conveniently blended in with her longer, less-tangled brunette weave.

Once Brit Brit was done, her new law enforcement buddy helped her back to her car. It's good to see tax dollars at work.



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76. Thanks, TBA, for the chuckle. I'm thinking I'd like a sheriff's escort to Disneyland. I truly despise standing in long lines with all those commoners and when I want a funnel cake, I want one NOW. And don't even get me started talking about the gift shop 'cuz I just gotta get my shop on.

Posted at 10:39PM on Sep 29th 2007 by wasted days and wasted nights

77. Really, let's be honest -- It's become a deathwatch.

Posted at 9:10AM on Sep 30th 2007 by Get Real

78. I want to feel sorry for her, but everytime I do I read a stupid article like this, and I think, you reap what you sow. It drives me nuts when theY molly cuddle these spoiled rotten stars.

MAYBE IF THEY DIDN'T WE WOULDN'T HAVE SO MANY MIXED UP DRUG ADDICTS PREGNANT BEFORE MARRIAGE, IN REHAB, DCFS PARENTS AND BOOZE HOUNDS OUT THERE. IT IS REALLY STARTING TO GO DOWN HILL.

TIME TO SAY NO TO THEM ONCE IN A WHILE. WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO OUT FOR COFFEE EVERY SINGLE DAY, AND YOU HAVE MILLIONS, SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG!

MR. COFFEE BRITNEY, OR BUY A MACHINE AND PUT IT IN YOUR HOME.

Posted at 10:41PM on Sep 29th 2007 by POLICE CAPT. 2 BLAME

79. ::sobs hysterically:: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! SHE WORKS SO HARD! ::sobs harder; snot pouring out of nostrils:: (mimicking UTUBE)

Sheez - why the hell is there still news on her? She hasn't died from an STD yet?

Posted at 10:54PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Britney luver

80. People all over have come to hate this girl. Not so much for what she has, but for the arrogance, haughtiness, above everybody, selfish attitude. There are many wealthy loved entertainers who deserve everything they have, because they uphold a certain decorum that they understand is expected and they seem more than happy to think about their image "off screen" as well, so to speak. Who do these young entertainers think they are? Why, they haven't even paid their dues yet, like the ones back in the day. This is clearly a symptom of these ingrates wanting their dessert before their meal, and they in no way have even proven themselves yet, and proving comes with more longevity than miss spears has begun to put in, to date. I feel, even at this age, she needs to be taken over her mothers knee and spanked to where she'll never forget it. She should have been sat on a long time ago.

Posted at 10:50PM on Sep 29th 2007 by i'm just sayin'

81. People:

The LA County DA has already released a statement last week saying that the invalid license charge was secondary and that it stemmed from an early Aug. incident. From that point onward she has had a month to change her license over.

As far as the dog goes. I think it depends on the place because I've seen people bring their "toy" dogs before.

As far as the sheriffs escort...their job is to respond and try to prevent incidents from occurring. Given that there was 20+ photographers following from her house...I'd say it was pretty fair to call someone to be on the safe side. A crowd like that, who knowingly breaks auto laws so that they can get a picture, needs to be regulated.

Don't hate on Britney Spears because 20+ people CHOSE to follow her! She is going to bloody Starbucks like 79 million other people do everyday! If the girl likes their coffee...let her buy it and drink it!

As to those who say she calls up the photogs....considering people in her neighborhood have already spoken out and said that at the very least 15 cars camp out overnight in front of the community in which she lives...I'm not thinking she has to call anyone up!

Posted at 12:06PM on Oct 8th 2007 by ANNA

82. Why doesn't Britney Spears get herself a camera with a high speed flash and aim it at the photogs, I' sure it would ruin a lot of their shots. Unless she enjoys the daily intrusion into her life... which I am sure she does some days and not others.

Posted at 10:52PM on Sep 29th 2007 by petal

83. I heard if you call the LA County Sheriff's Malibu station @ 310-456-6652, they'll actually deliver your starbucks, pizza, mcdonald's to your home. Since they clearly have NOTHING better to do (like find murderers, rapists, etc.)

Posted at 10:58PM on Sep 29th 2007 by ANGRYdwarf

84. deathwatch...hmmmm...she's still loving it all at this point...but should crash & burn by maybe, spring, 2008.

Posted at 10:58PM on Sep 29th 2007 by deathwatch

85. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS!!! Call the Malibu Sheriff's Office and COMPLAIN BIG TIME!!! Why is she driving with a suspended license???

Look at all the fender bender she has caused. She makes wrecks and does not pay for the damage - SHE IS DESPICABLE and THIS IS IT = THE LAST STRAW!!!

We have had it with Britney Spears and something needs to be done. I am glad that nurse is suing her for the damage to her car that she refused to pay for. I hope US magazine sues her for all the havoc she caused and the damage THIS RUDE UGLY PIG did to the designer dress. Don't forget the property owner whose furniture was ruined when this SLOB ate on the furniture and ruined it.
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I hope her publicist reads these posts and gives her the message that SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST HATED PEOPLE IN MALIBU!!!!!!!!! Get out of the state or this country NOW!!!

Posted at 11:09PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Latresha

86. Someone bleated:
"The cop should be suspended.The LAPD are a shameful bunch of currying asskissers.How embarrassing for L.A."

A Sheriff's Deputy in L.A. is NOT an LAPD officer, ya brainiac. The L.A. Sheriff's and LAPD are two separate law enforcement agencies. Southern California has some 80-90 cities, many in close proximity, and many of the smaller cities, such as West Hollywood contract with the Sheriff's office to provide law enforcement services instead of creating their own PDs.

And for those of you who are clamoring about the waste of *your* hard-earned tax dollars - Britney Spears, at her income, pays A LOT more in taxes than you make in before-tax dollars at your paltry jobs.

Posted at 11:11PM on Sep 29th 2007 by jafo

87. I guess this dumb ass deputy is unaware that Britney has no California driver's license and that was last week's news. He should have given her another citation instead of helping her get coffee.

Posted at 11:13PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Justcurious

88. Brit's weave looked very jacked up. Looks like she just got out of bed: no shower, no brushing teeth, no grooming what so ever. I've seen better on a homeless street woman. You need to do better when u come out in public Brit. I know it's Britney, but u don't have to look like a bitch

Posted at 11:14PM on Sep 29th 2007 by MyTwoCents

89. I agree with #9. Any private citizen should have the right to go to Starbucks or anyplace else s/he wants without being hounded by paps. It is the harrassment by the paparrazi that made the Sheriff's deputy necessary.

Yeah, pass a law or ordinance requiring paps to stay 100 feet away, and not harass. It's the paps using up the taxpayers' money.

Posted at 11:14PM on Sep 29th 2007 by bette

90. I thought she didn't have a drivers licence in California?????? Why is she driving??? Why can she drive, but if it were you or I we would get a ticket or arrested?? Someone who lives there PLEASE PLEASE Call the Malibu Sheriff's station @ 310-456-6652 to complain.

Posted at 10:44AM on Sep 30th 2007 by Dianne

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