Britney Gets a Sheriff Escort ... For a Coffee Run!

Gimme more coffee! Popwreck Britney Spears had a cravin' for some Starbucks, and she had the company of a rather handsome Sheriff's deputy to get her inside. Ding, dang -- is she employing the law now?!


The assertive Sheriff assisted Spears by yelling and directing the crowd of paparazzi, even telling them not to enter the Starbucks as she made her order. As the belly-baring Britney waited for her drink, she clung to her pet Yorkie -- which conveniently blended in with her longer, less-tangled brunette weave.

Once Brit Brit was done, her new law enforcement buddy helped her back to her car. It's good to see tax dollars at work.



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46. Britney is still driving with a SUSPENDED LICENSE and she GETS A SHERIFF'S DEPUTY ESCORT TO A STARBUCKS???? What is wrong with this world??? This is #(!*@#( RIDICULOUS.

Posted at 9:25PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Em

47. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, WE PAY TAXES FOR HER TO HAVE AN ESCORT. BULL.................
DOES THIS GIRL OWN A COFFEE MAKER?
CAN'T SHE HAVE SOMEONE BRING IT TO HERE?

DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING FOLLOWED, WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS OUT.

Posted at 9:28PM on Sep 29th 2007 by POLICE CAPT. 2 BLAME

48. wow..Britney looks thin again..Not saying she was ever fat because I think her body looked amazing the way it was at the vmas

Posted at 4:47PM on Oct 4th 2007 by ivee

49. can someone just get the girl a coffee maker so she can make her own coffee!

Posted at 11:27AM on Oct 1st 2007 by kalymac

50. I'm with bundt cake on this one call and complain @310-456-6652 ,I feel bad 4 her but really -an escort to starbucks thats just plain frivillous ...

Posted at 9:36PM on Sep 29th 2007 by team ahhh whatever...

51. britney deserves a sheriff to protect her for real you guys are such haters cuz shes so beautiful and brilliant and more talented then any of you guys

Posted at 9:38PM on Sep 29th 2007 by sean murphy

52. Stupid IDIOT. So. a sheriff helps her in a car...THAT SHE CAN'T DRIVE. WTF? Was someone driving the idiot? Let's hope so

Posted at 9:52PM on Sep 29th 2007 by KDMaskingtape

53. Britney-Shmitney. There's something freakier going on in L.A.

Go to wikipedia.com and type in Xenu. Be prepared to freak out.

Posted at 9:38PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Just Go To Wikipedia and type Xenu

54. BULBOUS nose like Santa Clause. It just keeps getting wider- and wider.

Posted at 9:38PM on Sep 29th 2007 by P-Type

55. that Sheriff deputy should have shot those paperazzi , sadly Sadely American like dirt.
How many people would lay on the ground trying to get picture of somoneone panties or lack off , "trailer trash only" which net work would broadcast such pictures AOL .....

Posted at 10:57PM on Sep 29th 2007 by joel

56. I DO NOT WANT MY TAX DOLLARS SPENT ON THIS!!

GET THE FENCE DONE ON THE BORDER. HIRE MORE BORDER PATROL AGENTS INSTEAD.

DUH

Posted at 9:41PM on Sep 29th 2007 by PATHETIC

57. I'm so sick of people saying that the paps need to leave Britney alone. HELLO...SHE CALLS THEM!! If she doesn't want them around then she should stay at home and take care of her children like she should've been doing this whole time. She made the mess and now she has to deal with it. It's tough, but it's life and she needs to get over it.

Posted at 9:50PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Erin

58. Stop saying "ding, dang!" in EVERY Britney story.

Posted at 9:54PM on Sep 29th 2007 by B

59. this "deliverance" spawn won't read these posts or CAN'T...the only way she'll go away is to ignore this tramp, paps, everybody! this is all fuggin' adrenaline for fueling her. she thinks she is IT, only wants your money for her $hit music, don't ANYBODY buy ANYTHING with her name on it...this is all one big game to her with the attention...like cat and mouse...it's all part of her disorder...she goes home and thinks to herslf, alright, i went out 5 times today, paps got me good three times, but i threw them off course twice, they're still ahead, but there's always tomorrow, some of them are cute, THEM, i let snap good ones.

Posted at 9:54PM on Sep 29th 2007 by body lotion

60. I thought she was cited for driving without a vaild California drivers license.
WTF?

Posted at 10:02PM on Sep 29th 2007 by Jennie

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