Miss Teen Babbler -- But I CAN Speak!

She's the laughingstock of the Internet and beyond, after her babbling, dippy answer to a question at the "Miss Teen USA" pageant this past weekend, but Lauren Caitlin Upton got her chance at redemption today, courtesy of the "Today" show.


The 18-year-old South Carolina bumbling beauty got the chance at a redo, with a slightly less cubist answer, telling Matt Lauer and Ann Curry that she intended to study "special effects" in school (like how to make Blondish sound like English on live TV?) and even explained what a lunar eclipse was. Brilliant!

If you're one of the four people on the net who haven't seen Caitlin's shining moment, check it, uhmmmm, out.
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76. Since when is being dumb and uneducated adorable? In addition, she's not even that pretty!

Posted at 12:18PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Johhny SoCal

77. I was in pageants all through high school and college and I'm just wondering why this poor girl didn't use a public speaking coach prior to the pageant. Everyone knows that with the help of a good coach you can learn to think on your feet and sound intelligent!! I live in South Carolina and heard on the radio this morning that she had a 3.5 gpa in high school. I don't think she's a total idiot! I feel sorry for her though! At least bad press is better than no press!

Posted at 12:25PM on Aug 28th 2007 by tina

78. Dear Judith,
Since you insist on reminding everyone that there ARE some people who can speak in public with no difficulty, let me remind you that are some people who can NOT, and this girl appears to be one of them. She made a mistake, but she tried at least. What were you doing when you were 17? Eating donuts and bitching about the pretty blond girls would be my guess. Get over yourself.

Posted at 12:39PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Suzy

79. Johnnysocal....If you can personally determine a teenager's IQ from what she says during a 30-second segment on live national television, then why are you wasting your time here? Your skill-set must be in high demand. After all, with your unique expertise, there is no longer a need for various standardized tests to measure intelligence. Yeah, right....you're deluded!

Posted at 12:40PM on Aug 28th 2007 by dttown

80. She is one amongst lots of dumb blond white chicks, its one thing not to know the answer and give a wrong one , but to give disjointed non sense making words, while smiling and preening your self, shoulders back, practiced smile while making sure you dont mix your camera is sad. Here! future stepford's wife you may now take your bow of shame! lmao

hmmm! thank you for that question Mario,personally I think US Americans,because Iraq, then south Africa them US American, Hmmmm have I mentioned Iraq yet, hmmmm! is the light hitting my bronzer just right, !wow! every one is laughing, I am so smart, they really do love me!
Her appearance on NBC didn't redeem anything, she still sounds slow witted.
yeah this child was left behind.

Posted at 12:43PM on Aug 28th 2007 by empress

81. hey suzy, i was working as an intern for a news radio station... because i can speak well. and yes, i know there are plenty of people who can't, but its unfair to make a blanket statement that no one can. so maybe you should stop taking this as a personal attack too, since you assume i am.

Posted at 12:52PM on Aug 28th 2007 by judith

82. Dear Lord - make it go away!

Why do I live in a state where people like this always get put in front of the camera?????

Her style of communication (whatever you want to call that) should be against the law.

SC is sucking the intelligence right out of me.

Please, only smart South Carolinians reply.

Posted at 12:57PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Blondie2Spoiled

83. Too late you stumbling bumbling FREAK!!!!

Posted at 1:01PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Beerslave

84. Judith, are you ignoring the statistics that the number one phobia of people is speaking in public. Throw in a camera and a national t.v. audience, and it's undoubtedly a horrifying experience for most people, especially for an unexperienced teenager.

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 28th 2007 by dttown

85. I'm sorry, but I must agree with most of the posters here: this girl is brainless! It's not her fault though. American culture is neck-deep in stupidity. Intelligence is seen as the enemy and stupidity is put on a high pedestal and worshipped. How else can we explain George W. Bush serving two full terms as president of the most powerful country in the world; how else can we explain such Hollywood phenomenon like "Jackass" and "Punk'd", or the celebrity of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears? Ironically, Miss SC did answer the question properly because she was a shining example of why that 20 percent of Americans cannot find their own country on a map! The fact that some people on here are defending her and saying "oh she's adorable" and "oh, she was just nervous". PLEASE! You defend her and this pageant, you defend the culture of stupidity that has inundated America. Why are Americans so dumb? Her answer should have been: "Because millions of Americans are watching outmoded beauty pageants instead of turning off the television and reading more books".

Posted at 6:47PM on Aug 28th 2007 by mabbo

86. please leave her alone.. she did not understand the question but on MATT LAUER this morning, they asked her the same question and she responded VERY WELL... The girls goes thru alot of stress. GIVE HER A BREAK...PLEASE SHE IS YOUNG..... BUT SHE WILL GET OVER IT.,.....

Posted at 1:24PM on Aug 28th 2007 by shirl smith

87. She is apparently a B+ student. She just freaked (I wish she was a brunette).

Posted at 1:18PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Maureen

88. My God, some of you people are cruel! I'm not a huge fan of beauty contests; I personally find them a bit lame, but why criticize this young girl? Not everyone can think with lightening fast speed when asked a question like that. Jeez, it's a beauty contest, not a meeting of MENSA. I'd like to see how many of you would answer a question on a topic you were unfamiliar with in front of a huge audience.

Posted at 1:27PM on Aug 28th 2007 by April

89. 81. Johnnysocal....If you can personally determine a teenager's IQ from what she says during a 30-second segment on live national television, then why are you wasting your time here? Your skill-set must be in high demand. After all, with your unique expertise, there is no longer a need for various standardized tests to measure intelligence. Yeah, right....you're deluded!

Posted at 12:40PM on Aug 28th 2007 by dttown
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Ha ha ha!

Ms. Teen USA and the Today Show WERE NOT her only televison appearances! So...I guess, I'm not sure why you think I'm judging this girls intelligence on a 30 second clip. However, I guess a simpleton like yourself wouldn't recognize another idiot; so, I'll explain it to you like you're a 4 yr old.

THE GIRL ANSWERED THE QUESTION BY OPENING HER MOUTH! AMERICA IS UNEDUCATED!

Posted at 1:40PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Johhny SoCal

90. BTW:

This girl has been doing pageats for years! Speaking in public is normal for her! Not to mention all the public speaking training/coaching this girl must have had!

Posted at 1:46PM on Aug 28th 2007 by Johhny SoCal

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