Celebrity Justice
Paris' Cell Mate Hand-Picked

TMZ has learned Paris Hilton's cell mate has already been selected.

Officials at the jail where Paris will do time have decided an inmate who is doing time for reckless driving will be the perfect match for Paris. Sources tell TMZ that jailers were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton's stay. The woman is already in the cell that Paris will be in ... waiting for a touch of Hilton.

Sources also tell TMZ that jailers are already conducting searches of anything electronic -- they are prohibiting cameras, cell phones and Celeb Mugshots gallery: Click to lauch gallerythe like. We're told a memo has gone out to the staff, warning them that anyone who takes pictures of Paris will be disciplined -- i.e., fired.

Our sources say a "written protocol" has already been prepared especially for Paris' stay, detailing "when and how things should be done for her."

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91. hEY ! I have an idea. All you Paris-sniffing wanna bes! Why dont you go do the time for her since you are so up her ass. Yep thats the ticket. Thats right.
Thats alright, Thats ok, we cant stand her anyway!!! Go team!!!

Posted at 3:29PM on May 30th 2007 by PaRiS is a HO!

92. FACT!

Posted at 3:34PM on May 30th 2007 by # 91 is an Obese Cow!

93. THATS ALL YOU GOT?

Posted at 3:36PM on May 30th 2007 by PaRiS is a HO!

94. Oh my freakin god....why is this bitch getting special treatment. Maybe if she's humilitated enough, she'll grow up and be an adult. STOP GIVING CELEBRITIES AND RICH ASSHOLES SPECIAL TREATMENT. She broke the law. Suck it up, put on the orange overalls and deal. If Namoi Campbell can do, so can Paris.

Posted at 5:08PM on May 30th 2007 by Allison

95. Um...Hello...Is she not going to jail? But we all know you sometimes get an easier life in jail than outside. Poor girl, whatever is she going to do for her whole 23 days?

Posted at 3:46PM on May 30th 2007 by jay jay

96. 90. hEY ! I have an idea. All you Paris-sniffing wanna bes! Why dont you go do the time for her since you are so up her ass. Yep thats the ticket. Thats right.
Thats alright, Thats ok, we cant stand her anyway!!! Go team!!!

Posted at 3:29PM on May 30th 2007 by PaRiS is a HO!

Things slow in the trailer park today ?

Posted at 4:33PM on May 30th 2007 by esfg

97. OMG... her gand picked cell mate ? WTF???? damn what did this chick do so bad to have to be locked up with Paris for 23 days damn did she go on a killing spree? I guess Princess Paris will also get room service,massages,nails done,leave to go shopping or clubbing this is so not fair I think the tax payers in L.A should demand she do her full 45 days and no special treatment. Let her go into general population and repeat her smart ass comments she made on her video,hummm I bet their are some public school b*tches in there waiting on her ass to arrive. She want learn a thing from this watch and see I give it a few months her silly ass will be driving under the influence again ! This SUCKS !!

Posted at 3:53PM on May 30th 2007 by Angiep

98. You loonies who express admiration for Paris Hilton are scary. It could be a put-on with some of you, but not the whole bunch. What do you see in that absurd misfit?

If you had viewed the f**k-flick she made, you would see her for the 24-carat slut she is. She has learned to use all the advantages that come with inherited money but never practiced any of the self-discipline that we expect from a decent human being. What a revolting imbalance!

I'm about to retire -- it's next week. I'm easily prouder of any one of my 64 years than that horrible skank could possibly be for her entire 26 years, combined.

Be judgmental ... be very judgmental. It pays off in the long run.

Posted at 12:17AM on Jun 1st 2007 by JM in San Diego CA

99. May your fat kids AKA "mistakes" get cancer.

Posted at 8:37PM on May 30th 2007 by To ALL Princess Paris Haters...

100. "when and how things should be done for her." WTF!!!! She shouldn't even be deciding about anything, she's in jail!!!! She should get locked up like regular people do.

Posted at 10:38AM on May 31st 2007 by Anabel

101. Effective immediately, NONE of the laws of the land apply to the following: Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears or Nicole Ritchie.

If one of them kills or maims a loved one, cry CHA-CHING & get a lawyer. You can always get another family member or friend.

And remember U.S. Citizens, if you find yourselves in the same predicaments as these beloved lassies, you CANNOT make THEIR defense, YOUR defense, nor will you be able to have "special rules or treatment" for the SAME crimes.

These people are BETTER than our citizens. Now everyone, BACK TO WORK!

Posted at 3:59PM on May 30th 2007 by Send a memo to the U.S Public

102. Karma is for FAT losers like you!

Posted at 8:37PM on May 30th 2007 by HEY "ima Bitch" # 103

103. She still has to take a shower....or will they have her guarded and by herself then too.

Posted at 4:36PM on May 30th 2007 by That's Hot

104. Thats bull.......special treatment? why? I mean really.

Posted at 4:30PM on May 30th 2007 by Newburghgal

105. Hey commenter #99! You ignorant, moronic,imbecile. Get out of the gene pool. Wishing cancer on anyone is unexcusable., you idiot. If you dont have anything intelligent to say , well heres a big cup of shut the f**k up!!!!! You are about as intelligent as your idol Paris is. You just keep on proving what a lack of homeschooling is all about!!! If you want to worship the bitch fine, but keep your stupid wishes to yourself. you dumbass!!

Posted at 4:34PM on May 30th 2007 by PaRiS is a HO!

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